Normality? Explain it.

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

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revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

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acid-bubble-gum:

✰✰✰
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theroadleasttraveled:

7263 people
7263.
just cast a charm to grow the eyebrow back, damn
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asian:

Go home bus you’re drunk
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crave-the-good-things:

burritobb:

a-kingdom-fit-for-troyler:

svvisher:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS

Call in the science side of tumblr!


hydrophobic sand 

yo lemme get some

jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me

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optimysticals:

flatbear:

So I think we were all pretty righteously pissed off today. And then Greg Rucka reminded us all why we buy so many of his comics.
And like some lesser designs, you can also buy this on a shirt.

EEEEeeeeee!!!!! I need 6!

sensitizes:

we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe

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teaspoon900:

redneckotaku:

will2bill:

paarthurnax-forever:

garethbyrd:

the-shortest-sunflower:

evening, sir.

MOONSTACHE

I just had to reblog. because moonstache

This need a Moonacle.

This is how Batman signals for Alfred…

You just made my day
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